Do you have Lance in your pants? If so, remove them and cover them in chocolate. If not, go purchase some Lance sandwich crackers, put them in your pants (because apparently it's required), remove them, and then cover them in chocolate. There are a number of varieties to choose from, but Toastchee sandwich crackers (peanut butter-filled cheese crackers) are probably the most popular—and, let's not lie, the best tasting.
Chocolate Covered Lance Toastchee Sandwich Crackers
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